Uggs and Sweatpants

this is a blog dedicated to the fashion statement that is: UGG boots and sweatpants. bleh. :(

at school. :(

at school. :(

at a dental office. :(

at a dental office. :(

ewwww. rolled down sweatypants and uggs. :(

ewwww. rolled down sweatypants and uggs. :(

alright. so. I went to TGIFridays today for lunch. the first thing i see is a table of like 20 girls. basketball players. great. so where do we end up sitting? right next to them. i kept staring at them. they all were wearing sweatpants and uggs. or moccasins. blech. i kept staring because, to me, it’s like a different culture. really. i don’t understand it at all. so i just love to observe it.
And thanks to Anney for the picture featured here. she took this today at Joann fabrics. :(

alright. so. I went to TGIFridays today for lunch. the first thing i see is a table of like 20 girls. basketball players. great. so where do we end up sitting? right next to them. i kept staring at them. they all were wearing sweatpants and uggs. or moccasins. blech. i kept staring because, to me, it’s like a different culture. really. i don’t understand it at all. so i just love to observe it.

And thanks to Anney for the picture featured here. she took this today at Joann fabrics. :(

this is my alternate persona. her name is becky.

this is my alternate persona. her name is becky.

alright. so.

people seem to be under this illusion that it is alright to wear ugg boots and sweatpants out in public.

now. hear me out. i understand that uggs are very warm and comfy and so are the sweatpants that go along with this fashion statement. but seriously. do not go out in public like that!

and. nothing goes better with dem boots and sweaty pants than a messy bun of hair falling off your head with some blonde streaks in it that look like spaghetti noodles weaving their way through your walmart-brand hair dyed hair. and. a university sweatshirt that is hiding your beer-belly is a necessity. oh yes. and don’t forget a cigarette tucked behind your ear or stuffed away in your gucci bag, buried deep beneath your cell phone and birth control pills and lip gloss and wrigley’s doublemint gum. and ipod. and cheap-ass digital camera that is decked out with stick-on gems. and chunky bracelets, hoop earrings, and big-ass sunglasses that make you look like a junebug. and oral-b brush aways. rip, slip, brush, ahh. okay. no one actually uses/used those… just fucking brush your teeth.

at bruegger’s bagels. :(

at bruegger’s bagels. :(

at a target. :(

at a target. :(

on a university campus. :(

on a university campus. :(

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