people seem to be under this illusion that it is alright to wear ugg boots and sweatpants out in public.
now. hear me out. i understand that uggs are very warm and comfy and so are the sweatpants that go along with this fashion statement. but seriously. do not go out in public like that!
and. nothing goes better with dem boots and sweaty pants than a messy bun of hair falling off your head with some blonde streaks in it that look like spaghetti noodles weaving their way through your walmart-brand hair dyed hair. and. a university sweatshirt that is hiding your beer-belly is a necessity. oh yes. and don’t forget a cigarette tucked behind your ear or stuffed away in your gucci bag, buried deep beneath your cell phone and birth control pills and lip gloss and wrigley’s doublemint gum. and ipod. and cheap-ass digital camera that is decked out with stick-on gems. and chunky bracelets, hoop earrings, and big-ass sunglasses that make you look like a junebug. and oral-b brush aways. rip, slip, brush, ahh. okay. no one actually uses/used those… just fucking brush your teeth.